Wednesday, November 15, 2006

A Fan Letter that I didn't want to spend 37 cents on




Dear Chad Michael Murray,

Today I decided that I really don’t like you. At all. The whole “I’m a brooding teenager” thing may have worked when you guest-starred on Gilmore Girls in 2001, but that was five years ago and you’re 26 now. I remember I interviewed you at Planet Hollywood in 2004. You told me that you were involved in a relationship with your now ex-wife, Sophia Bush, like the news was worthy of a Nobel Peace Prize. Things only got better at your press junket for the critically-not-acclaimed Cinderella Story, co-starring Hilary Duff. You announced that you’d like to have a career similar to Sean Penn’s. And then you did a movie with Paris Hilton. Awesome. So then you announced your divorce with Sophia Bush, and promptly announced your engagement to an extra, er, aspiring model, who hadn’t graduated high school yet. In regards to this relationship you said:

"Imagine you are walking along and you trip over something and you turn around and find that it is a huge diamond. You would pick it up and do everything in your power to take care of that diamond because it might take care of you for the rest of your life."

Deep, man. Deep. Good luck with your career! I'm sure my brother will see you at an autograph convention in a few years.

Love,
Me

PS-Once you said, "When you realize you're alive, you can live life!" Thank you SO much because I thought I was dead until I read that. I owe you my life, Chad!

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